***** where’s your trousers….?

The Mole heard tell that at the Christmas Do last night one of our members told a story about having woken up, wearing only a pyjama jacket, in a public area on board a cruise ship, having been sleep walking! Apparently a helpful member of the crew handed him a clipboard which he used to preserve his modesty whilst he rushed back to his cabin. Now who could it possibly be amking an exhibition of himself? Answers on a postcard to the Mole.